Maybe your kitchen fridge is bedazzled with enough magnetic force to alter the poles, good for you, but lots of people have completely spaced on their lonely basement freezer.
Sure, it contains some ancient leftover venison chili that, "will probably get eaten once the snow flies again" but, in reality, will just get forgotten about and ultimately fed to the garbage can.
Don't neglect this second-favorite freezer! Without a doubt, that chili could've been gobbled up weeks ago, if only you had kept a record of the freezer contents on a dry erase magnet. So let everyone know exactly what delicacies remain in the frozen section of your home with a dry erase board magnet.